Maybe I've been reading Sun Tzu and the Art of War a little too much recently, but it occured to me last week that if the John Kerry is serious about winning the November elections then he should put out a contract to kill Michael Moore.
There - I said it, and you heard it here first. By whacking the Bush Whacker Kerry will be embarking on an elaborate double-bluff which will leave the whole of America thinking that the BushBaby, tired of Moore's stream of fatty bile; decided to terminatify his commie punk ass. Say what you like about Moore - but he's more use to the Donkeys dead than he is alive.
I realise that in writing this I now have the attention of every covert agency and listening post in the Western World as the man who hatched the plot to kill Moore. By way of a disclaimer I need to go on the record and say that while this may very well be my brainchild- this does NOT implicate me in any future conspiracy. However - I can't copyright a great idea and just wanted to record for posterity the encouraging possibility that this might happen.
In other news - I bumped into G.W Bush Snr. on vacation to the island of Lesbos last week. Apparently he's in the area for the Olympics. There he was running along the beach with Hummers and SS Agents in tow and the yacht at anchor. I don't know whether to feel pleased or disgusted that we both chose the same place in the sun this year. But it's a shame we weren't on the cliff path...
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